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He proceeds to stumble down into the water and ends up next to the minister. So this guy whoвЂ™s had a couple, three too many stumbles along a baptismal service on a Sunday afternoon down by the river.

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Listen, I donвЂ™t recall вЂњelectricityвЂќ being discussed much, if at all, in the Bible, so maybe they donвЂ™t teach about it in science class down there in God-fearing Waco but it strikes me that perhaps baptism ought to be added to some kind of list of what rightfully ought to be an outdoor event, such as a professional football game and the canineвЂ™s bowel movement, what the fock. Found no check but did come across my DonвЂ™t Try This at Home file, which contained an Associated Press story out of Waco, Texas from a couple, three years back: вЂњA pastor performing a baptism was electrocuted inside his church Sunday morning when he adjusted a nearby microphone while standing in water, a church employee said.вЂќДЄs I read on, I learned that this man of the Lord down there at University Baptist Church was not unwittingly standing in a small puddle on the floor when he grabbed the mike, no sir. So I got up from my davenport and began to rummage through a tack of folders and papers on my kitchen table, hoping I might find a forgotten personal check I had neglected to cash. I need to spin that timepiece back by about 40 to 50 years, I kid you not. I have nothing against turning back the clock, but now at my age only one-pissant-hour simply wonвЂ™t do. And now in deep despair, all I can do is piss and moan, supine on the davenport nursing an economy-size crock of Old Crow so as to restore my strength and sunny outlook, what the fock. 622 brush up my rГ©sumГ© and fire it off to Joe Biden in regards to vacant ambassadorships-you betcha.ДЄnd in the end, what did I accomplish with that free 60 minutes? Nothing. And each and every year, I always try to put this free hour to some gosh darn good and beneficial use as you may recall-consume The Martin Buber Reader: Essential Writings darn a couple, three socks blow the dust off my old Buffet clarinet and re-memorize the Mozart Clarinet Concerto in A major, K. Not only did I need to contemplate the fact that I had become another year older and deeper in debt, but I had to reconnoiter the Daylight Saving Time sorcery when weвЂ™re all blessed by the boon of an extra 60 minutes.

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Yes sir, last weekend I had my hands full of up-to-here. Kumbalek-Adams! Touchdown!! Packers Win!!!

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And to boot, just last week I traipsed a couple, three blocks to get briefly impaled with the COVID booster plus the flu shoot so please feel that you are safe to continue on, what the fock.ДЄnd first, IвЂ™m telling you even at my age and health-consciousness, I couldвЂ™ve gone to Kansas City (might take a plane, might take a train) and substituted for our misguided MVP with the Green & Gold last Sunday afternoon and IвЂ™ll tell youвЂ™s that if I had, in your Monday morning newspaper, you wouldвЂ™ve eyeballed this bold headline: I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ainвЂ™a? So listen, just so you know before absorbing the following words, me the masked scriber of such schmutz is not only immunized but fully focking vaccinated, you betcha.